Funny quotes to create a smile :)

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. Robert Benchley
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. Robert Benchley
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W.C. Fields
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W.C. Fields
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain